So a long time ago I dated a boy named Doug. I think it began in the eighth grade, when a thing I did was smack people. Yes, I am ashamed. The ways thirteen-year-olds quantify themselves are mysterious and illogical. Anyway, I did it to him too and he hated it. But I didn’t pay […]

Literature and Things

I’ve been reading a lot lately – last night I finished Aphra Behn’s The Feigned Courtesans which is a really fun play in the style of Shakespeare with some cool non-extreme feminism. My favorite lines were these two, and why. “When you’re gone, the world cries, ‘she had not wit enough to keep him,’ when […]


Tonight I walked out of the student union and it was trying to snow. And I was thinking about trying to smile. It’s funny – it’s the simplest thing in the world, and how often does it prove the most difficult, as well? Love one another and you will be happy. It’s as simple and […]